Jul 20, 2012

Quotes From My Brother

Note 1: I'm moving my 20 week "bumpdate" to Monday because that's when we find out the gender.

Note 2: Notice that new tab at the top of the page?  I've got a separate giveaway page now and there's a new contest I just added to win a $25.00 gift card for groceries.  Click HERE to enter!!

So it's Friday, my brother's flying down for the weekend, and it's been just about the crappiest week in recent history: time for another edition of Quotes from My Brother.  If you're not familiar with him, check out his Oscar postGolden Globe post, or his top 10 quotes.  He's acerbic, he has no filter, and he's hilarious.  If you're looking for puppies and rainbows, check out another blog today.  That's not his style, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

P.S. - He's 10 times more brutal in real life.  Just saying.


Jonathan's view point on the Chick-Fil-A scandal:

Happens to all of us, right?

Totally agree with this one:

 He flies for work all the time:

 Pleated pants are a no?
 You mean Bruno Mars and tremendous douche aren't the same thing?

I won't tell him J has one...

Exactly.





8 comments:

  1. I need to meet your brother!!!! :-) He is freaking hilarious (but so horribly right) and I love when you share his quotes. He sounds scarily like my former roommate- same wicked lack of filter. I think they could go toe to toe!

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  3. Lol! Absolutely love the Restoration Hardware post...

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  4. haha! love him. i somehow missed some of those on FB. yall have fun this weekend!

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  5. There is and will only be ONE Jonathan.

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  6. As always, your brother makes my day. Loved the J Crew one the best. Glad it's not just women clothing stores are screwing with now.

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  7. Hahaha your brotgher is a riot. I want to meet him sometime!

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  8. Totally with you on the inspirational Facebook quotes!

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